May 1, 2017: "Hogmouth Heaven"

Author:
J. Agre

Concept:
When confronted with this superb gem, beautifully toned and extremely distinctive "Leopold the Hogmouth" Taler, we had no choice but to unleash a Hog Heaven-inspired "It-might-have-been-too-easy-but-we-don’t-think-so-so-we’re-going-to-use-it-anyway" caption.

Captions that didn’t make the cut:
We briefly considered a Farrah Fawcett-inspired theme on Leopold’s impressive locks, but couldn’t come up with a caption considered suitable.

Leading us to the Hog Heaven-theme of which "Hogmouth Heaven." seemed the best choice. Though there were members of the team here who though this should have been written like this:

"Hog(mouth) Heaven."

Or maybe like this:

"Hog-mouth Heaven."

But that seemed like some needless punctuation of the sort than can disturb an ad flow. So we went with the simplified version to your left.