July 1, 2013: "We Buy Colonials"

Author:
J. Agre

Concept:
Hey, is it by any chance the start of the 3rd calendar quarter of 2013? Why yes it is, which explains why you are seeing the latest installment of our straight-to-the-point, unambiguous, and lacking-any-subtlety-whatsoever "We Buy Colonials" ad which we run 4x annually at the start of each quarter.

And while the basic ad is the same those 4 times, the coins are always different, this time including a "common" 1723 Hibernia Halfpenny in decidedly uncommon full red gem unc., the finest 1670-A French Colonies 5 Sols we have ever seen and, right smack dab in the middle, the most magnificent American Plantation Token one might ever hope to find.

Captions that didn’t make the cut:
None. We plan to use this same basic ad format for a loooong time until, eventually, anyone, anywhere with a colonial coin to sell immediately recalls this ad and gives us a call.